I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He kissed a someone with a penis
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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