I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
So many bounce houses so little time
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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