HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
