i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My penis needs a shock collar
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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