Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
the day after is always just damage control
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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