2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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