I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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