i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize
