Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest