HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
The adults are the big ones right?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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