Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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i came on her dog
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.