I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?