At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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