The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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