so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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