We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Your penis caused this!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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