me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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