we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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