i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Drunk is a universal language darling
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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