$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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