Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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