Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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