the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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