It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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