question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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