So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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