your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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