dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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