Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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