My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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