She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
