She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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