So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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