im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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