i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Can you bring me the toilet please
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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