the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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