So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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