you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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