My cat gives me a boner
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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