I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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