if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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I just want to make out with him forever
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
im on a boat
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