Taylor Swift is so right about you.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Welp...herpes.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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