So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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