i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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