4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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