Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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