Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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