all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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