Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
