My pussy is not your playground.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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