Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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