question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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