I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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