Midget sex pt 2 tonight
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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