didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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