the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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