So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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